Sunday, February 7, 2010
Saturday, February 6, 2010
আমার দৃষ্টিতে ২০১০ এর বইমেলা
আমার দৃষ্টিতে ২০১০ এর বইমেলার কিছু উল্ল্যেখযোগ্য বই;
ভাষাশিক্ষা ও ভাষাবিজ্ঞান পরিচিতি - হুমায়ুন আজাদ
লিস্টি আরো লম্বা হবে ......
ভাষাশিক্ষা ও ভাষাবিজ্ঞান পরিচিতি - হুমায়ুন আজাদ
লিস্টি আরো লম্বা হবে ......
Kathpencil by Humayun Ahmed
Tar lekhar roshbodh je ekhono shesh noy tari proman boi ti. Apnarao
pore dekhte paren.
B.D. Mobile e type korchhi tai banglish e likhte holo, khoma chaichhi.
Bhalo thakun ar beshi kore boi porun.
A joke
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has
been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European
communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.
been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European
communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five
year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c".
Sertainly, sivil servants will reseive this news with joy. Also, the
hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up
konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing public enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
troublesome "ph" will be replased by "f". This will make words like
"fotograf" 20 persent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are
possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters,
which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre
that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the language is disgrasful, and
they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing
"th" by "z" and "w" by "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "0" kan
be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud, of kors,
be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German lik zey vunted in
ze forst plas…
Riton Khan
